The maudlin rise to inspire us at times like this!!!

There are some who get warm and fuzzy feelings by acting out the mourning of tragedies experienced by others, normally through the use of a ribbon of some color tied around some tree; a tradition inspired by the quartet of Tony Orlando, Ayatollah Khomeini, and Dawn. They also participate in candlelight vigils where much swaying and solemn humming or singing is done.

Some writers achieve the feeling by using the tragedies experienced by others to write about themselves. This is a fine example. Virginia, a CNN producer, asks aloud, "How do I tell my son?".

Her son had asked Virginia about a flag flying at half staff. Virgina's answer satified her son, and most people would have left it at that, but Virginia went one step further by taking the opportunity to use her son's question to write the following story about the truth smacking her in the face.

Virginia, we are not worthy!

We can only imagine what kind of assault she will write about when her son asks her, "What is The Holocaust?"

Father of the Year

Alec Baldwin verbally rips his 11 year-old daughter to shreds.

Googling ...

Ann Coulter lives on the blood of the living

Dip shit retired at U of I

Many students and alumni of the University of Illinois will spend the rest of their lives soiling themselves while curled up in the fetal position.

What is a Chief Illiniwek?

Many believe that the pale face's understanding of the red man will diminish without the Chief.



More jumping around.

Trash culture update

Heather Mills to star on Dancing With the Stars.

Banned scrote

The following is a link to a children's book that is being banned because it refers to a dog's scrotum being bit by a rattlesnake. Rumor has it that many of the kids who have read the book immediately went to wearing black trench coats, and compiling enemies lists.

http://www.amazon.com/Higher-Power-Lucky-Susan-Patron/dp/1416901949

Not much is known about the mental state of the adults posting their reviews of the book on the Amazon site.

Ugh, the Caveman, Slipped on the First Banana Peel (via an improv group with a script)

"May I please have a suggestion!"

"Mediocre improv!"

"Ladies and gentleman, the suggestion is: mediocre improv!"

Parents Television Council

Scary MOFOs Alert!!!

Lame Dick in A Box has the Parents Television Council panty stuck up ass.

Faith in a Box

We are not worthy!!!

Oh my

GOD !!!

Bobo Belushi's End of Days Ritual Dance

Mediacrity - eat shit and die!

Fox and OJ serve up it up!

Pretty boy Barack starting to look like a real politician

John Kass writes in the Chicago Tribune

I've got a great title for U.S. Sen. Barack Obama's next best seller:

"The Audacity of My Fence"

But surely he'll require a subtitle. So how's this?

"In which I, Barack of O'Bama, demonstrate my lack of presidential judgment by getting into a real estate deal with a radioactive political fixer who got himself indicted, making me look so, so audacious."




Senator Obama buys his dream home.

Bill Maher is an inspiration!!!

OK...How about the barbed wit of Bill Maher? Or...Hey Bill, put another on the barbie!

hahaha

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Technology talk

High defnition

ATTENTION ALL YOU GROOVY GUYS AND SHAPELY GALS!!!

[two years from two years ago]
Have too much money?


[two years ago]
Playboy bares club comeback plan
Plans to open a bunny club in Vegas, 18 years after the last legendary Playboy Clubs said farewell.
October 6, 2004: 5:19 PM EDT

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Playboy is making a return to the nightclub scene, 18 years after shuttering the last legendary Playboy Clubs...

The other "Norman Bates" speaks

Pro-Homosexual Political Correctness Sowed Seeds for Foley Scandal

Bobo Belushi vs David Cross

Lorne Michaels is God!!!

Sucking never goes out of style.

Amen

He came to suck!!!

We are not worthy!!!