Lame Dick in A Box has the Parents Television Council panty stuck up ass.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Parents Television Council
Scary MOFOs Alert!!!
Lame Dick in A Box has the Parents Television Council panty stuck up ass.
Lame Dick in A Box has the Parents Television Council panty stuck up ass.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Pretty boy Barack starting to look like a real politician
John Kass writes in the Chicago Tribune
I've got a great title for U.S. Sen. Barack Obama's next best seller:
"The Audacity of My Fence"
But surely he'll require a subtitle. So how's this?
"In which I, Barack of O'Bama, demonstrate my lack of presidential judgment by getting into a real estate deal with a radioactive political fixer who got himself indicted, making me look so, so audacious."
Senator Obama buys his dream home.
I've got a great title for U.S. Sen. Barack Obama's next best seller:
"The Audacity of My Fence"
But surely he'll require a subtitle. So how's this?
"In which I, Barack of O'Bama, demonstrate my lack of presidential judgment by getting into a real estate deal with a radioactive political fixer who got himself indicted, making me look so, so audacious."
Senator Obama buys his dream home.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
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OCTOBER 29TH 2006
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YOU CAN SPEND THE NIGHT OUT WITH DENNIS RODMAN FOR THE SCORES LAS VEGAS, HALLOWEEN PARTY.
ONE WINNER CAN BRING 2 GUESTS, FOR TIME OF THEIR LIFE WITH DENNIS RODMAN.
THE NIGHT WILL BE SPENT AT SCORES LAS VEGAS, A GENTELMANS CLUB LOCATED IN THE HEART OF SIN CITY. SCORES IS LAS VEGAS' ONE STOP SHOP WHERE YOUR FANTASY WILL BECOME REALITY.
A SIT DOWN DINNER WITH DENNIS WILL KICK OFF THE NIGHT AND THEN TO THE VIP SECTION OF SCORES FOR THE DURATION. WILD WOULD NOT GIVE THIS NIGHT ENOUGH CREDIT. PICTURES WILL BE ALLOWED.
THE WINNER AND THEIR GUESTS WILL EACH RECEIVE AN AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO OF DENNIS.
INCLUDES AIRFARE AND HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS
CONTINENTAL US ONLY
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Friday, October 06, 2006
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
ATTENTION ALL YOU GROOVY GUYS AND SHAPELY GALS!!!
[two years from two years ago]
Have too much money?
[two years ago]
Playboy bares club comeback plan
Plans to open a bunny club in Vegas, 18 years after the last legendary Playboy Clubs said farewell.
October 6, 2004: 5:19 PM EDT
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Playboy is making a return to the nightclub scene, 18 years after shuttering the last legendary Playboy Clubs...
Have too much money?
[two years ago]
Playboy bares club comeback plan
Plans to open a bunny club in Vegas, 18 years after the last legendary Playboy Clubs said farewell.
October 6, 2004: 5:19 PM EDT
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Playboy is making a return to the nightclub scene, 18 years after shuttering the last legendary Playboy Clubs...
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Mediocre relationshits #76
Old Country Buffet restaurants are to eating as Richard Roeper is to reading.
Viva la Assholes!!!
Sex-crime crusader quits U.S. House
Sent suggestive notes to teenage assistants
By Anthony Man and William E. Gibson, Tribune Newspapers: South Florida Sun-Sentinel; Anthony Man reported from Ft. Lauderdale and William E. Gibson from Washington; Tribune news services contributed
Published September 30, 2006
FT. LAUDERDALE -- In a swift and stunning fall from political power, Rep. Mark Foley resigned his Florida congressional seat Friday, a day after he came under scrutiny for sending questionable e-mails to a male teenage House page.
He left office, effective immediately, hours after he was confronted with sexually explicit Internet instant messages he exchanged with teens...
Sent suggestive notes to teenage assistants
By Anthony Man and William E. Gibson, Tribune Newspapers: South Florida Sun-Sentinel; Anthony Man reported from Ft. Lauderdale and William E. Gibson from Washington; Tribune news services contributed
Published September 30, 2006
FT. LAUDERDALE -- In a swift and stunning fall from political power, Rep. Mark Foley resigned his Florida congressional seat Friday, a day after he came under scrutiny for sending questionable e-mails to a male teenage House page.
He left office, effective immediately, hours after he was confronted with sexually explicit Internet instant messages he exchanged with teens...
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
2006 White Sox on target to replace 1969 Cubs as Chicago's biggest chokers
by Jimmy Greenfield
The Cubs could lose 100 games for the first time since 1966, but it's the White Sox who may be a team for the ages.
If the standings hold, the 2006 White Sox will be bigger chokers than the legendary 1969 Cubs.
Here's how it breaks down:
Since starting the season 57-31, The White Sox have gone 27-34 so far in the second half.
The '69 Cubs went 61-37 during the first half before finishing 31-33 in the second half.
Not only did the '69 Cubs have a higher second-half winning percentage, but there's also another huge distinction: If the wild card were in existence in 1969, the second-place Cubs would have made the playoffs.
The Sox may miss out on the playoffs even with two extra playoff spots awarded in the American League.
And they've done this while playing the season virtually injury-free, with enormous home-crowd support and while their chief competitors, the Minnesota Twins, had its starting rotation decimated by injuries.
You can argue that the Sox never had anywhere near the 10-game lead the Cubs had on the Mets, but the fact is the White Sox led the Twins by 10 games at the All-Star break. This choke was just more methodical and less dramatic.
So cheer up Cub fans, the season isn't entirely lost. Two more weeks and you'll be able to laugh at Sox fans all winter long. Maybe even longer.
copyright 2006 Chicago Tribune
The Cubs could lose 100 games for the first time since 1966, but it's the White Sox who may be a team for the ages.
If the standings hold, the 2006 White Sox will be bigger chokers than the legendary 1969 Cubs.
Here's how it breaks down:
Since starting the season 57-31, The White Sox have gone 27-34 so far in the second half.
The '69 Cubs went 61-37 during the first half before finishing 31-33 in the second half.
Not only did the '69 Cubs have a higher second-half winning percentage, but there's also another huge distinction: If the wild card were in existence in 1969, the second-place Cubs would have made the playoffs.
The Sox may miss out on the playoffs even with two extra playoff spots awarded in the American League.
And they've done this while playing the season virtually injury-free, with enormous home-crowd support and while their chief competitors, the Minnesota Twins, had its starting rotation decimated by injuries.
You can argue that the Sox never had anywhere near the 10-game lead the Cubs had on the Mets, but the fact is the White Sox led the Twins by 10 games at the All-Star break. This choke was just more methodical and less dramatic.
So cheer up Cub fans, the season isn't entirely lost. Two more weeks and you'll be able to laugh at Sox fans all winter long. Maybe even longer.
copyright 2006 Chicago Tribune
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Nobody throws a White Christian European Heritage Festival like the Klan.
The loving folks at the Ku Klux Klan and other touchy feely people are throwing another love thy brothers and sisters real good fest next month. Bend over with your banjo and squeal on down!!!
According to Jim...
is now on all the time on superchannel WGN. It doesn't get any better than this.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
From "Radchad08" via IMDB - "Dr. Stranglove too suttle"
Horrible
by - Radchad08 (Wed May 17 2006)I am 17 years old and my class watched this movie I did not like it and didn't think it was funny. I would defienitly not recommend Dr. Stranglove to anybody that doesn't like suttle humor.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Sunday, September 10, 2006
"Bolton Swings Sinatra"
OMG!!! This is what we have all been waiting for!!! Bolton Swings Sinatra CD available in Michael's store. Receive a free color 8 x 10 window cling with your order!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Does Ann Coulter Make You Wet or Hard?
From The Village Voice
You have Cindy Sheehan, we have Ann. Unless you are gay, the choice is obvious. If you are indeed queer, then Sheehan is perfect if you pine for Mr. Magoo with a penis and an even more bulbous nose.
Hot for Ann,
Jack
Chicago
You have Cindy Sheehan, we have Ann. Unless you are gay, the choice is obvious. If you are indeed queer, then Sheehan is perfect if you pine for Mr. Magoo with a penis and an even more bulbous nose.
Hot for Ann,
Jack
Chicago
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
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