Saturday, September 30, 2006

Lorne Michaels is God!!!

Sucking never goes out of style.

Amen

He came to suck!!!

We are not worthy!!!

Mediocre relationshits #76

Old Country Buffet restaurants are to eating as Richard Roeper is to reading.

Viva la Assholes!!!

Sex-crime crusader quits U.S. House
Sent suggestive notes to teenage assistants

By Anthony Man and William E. Gibson, Tribune Newspapers: South Florida Sun-Sentinel; Anthony Man reported from Ft. Lauderdale and William E. Gibson from Washington; Tribune news services contributed
Published September 30, 2006


FT. LAUDERDALE -- In a swift and stunning fall from political power, Rep. Mark Foley resigned his Florida congressional seat Friday, a day after he came under scrutiny for sending questionable e-mails to a male teenage House page.

He left office, effective immediately, hours after he was confronted with sexually explicit Internet instant messages he exchanged with teens...
Copyright © 2006, Chicago Tribune

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

2006 White Sox on target to replace 1969 Cubs as Chicago's biggest chokers

by Jimmy Greenfield

The Cubs could lose 100 games for the first time since 1966, but it's the White Sox who may be a team for the ages.

If the standings hold, the 2006 White Sox will be bigger chokers than the legendary 1969 Cubs.

Here's how it breaks down:

Since starting the season 57-31, The White Sox have gone 27-34 so far in the second half.

The '69 Cubs went 61-37 during the first half before finishing 31-33 in the second half.

Not only did the '69 Cubs have a higher second-half winning percentage, but there's also another huge distinction: If the wild card were in existence in 1969, the second-place Cubs would have made the playoffs.

The Sox may miss out on the playoffs even with two extra playoff spots awarded in the American League.

And they've done this while playing the season virtually injury-free, with enormous home-crowd support and while their chief competitors, the Minnesota Twins, had its starting rotation decimated by injuries.

You can argue that the Sox never had anywhere near the 10-game lead the Cubs had on the Mets, but the fact is the White Sox led the Twins by 10 games at the All-Star break. This choke was just more methodical and less dramatic.

So cheer up Cub fans, the season isn't entirely lost. Two more weeks and you'll be able to laugh at Sox fans all winter long. Maybe even longer.

copyright 2006 Chicago Tribune

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Nobody throws a White Christian European Heritage Festival like the Klan.

The loving folks at the Ku Klux Klan and other touchy feely people are throwing another love thy brothers and sisters real good fest next month. Bend over with your banjo and squeal on down!!!

According to Jim...

is now on all the time on superchannel WGN. It doesn't get any better than this.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

From "Radchad08" via IMDB - "Dr. Stranglove too suttle"

Horrible

by - Radchad08 (Wed May 17 2006)

I am 17 years old and my class watched this movie I did not like it and didn't think it was funny. I would defienitly not recommend Dr. Stranglove to anybody that doesn't like suttle humor.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Does Ann Coulter Make You Wet or Hard?

From The Village Voice

You have Cindy Sheehan, we have Ann. Unless you are gay, the choice is obvious. If you are indeed queer, then Sheehan is perfect if you pine for Mr. Magoo with a penis and an even more bulbous nose.

Hot for Ann,
Jack
Chicago