Dip shit retired at U of I

Many students and alumni of the University of Illinois will spend the rest of their lives soiling themselves while curled up in the fetal position.

What is a Chief Illiniwek?

Many believe that the pale face's understanding of the red man will diminish without the Chief.



More jumping around.

Trash culture update

Heather Mills to star on Dancing With the Stars.

Banned scrote

The following is a link to a children's book that is being banned because it refers to a dog's scrotum being bit by a rattlesnake. Rumor has it that many of the kids who have read the book immediately went to wearing black trench coats, and compiling enemies lists.

http://www.amazon.com/Higher-Power-Lucky-Susan-Patron/dp/1416901949

Not much is known about the mental state of the adults posting their reviews of the book on the Amazon site.